Painting the Speedbump 

During fornication with an unusually large labia, the male partner pulls out and ejaculates onto the engorged lips.

Tom Arnold frequently enjoys painting the speedbump.

Painting the Speedbump by Traffic Police March 25, 2010

painting the sheets 

The act of repeatedly ejaculating on a bed, covering it in cum and keeping it white and fresh.

Instead of washing his sheets, Sam would just paint the sheets every night.

*roommate knocks on door*
"Hey Alex, are you painting the sheets?"
"No, you can cum in"

painting the sheets by yung lemon September 13, 2016

printing d's

This is when a guy slaps his junk on top of a printer and makes copies of his dick.

printing d's- Hey man do you want a copy of my dick

printing d's by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014

Painting the shop 

Licking the dried remains of crusty shit from someones asshole.

Tom Cruise: I cannot believe how drunk I was last night, I think was painting the shop with someone!

Katy Perry: My favourite things in life are sex and getting my shop painted.

Painting the shop by Fistinator October 14, 2010

Painting The Shed 

To skeet semen profusely all over a woman's vagina and then rub your dick up and down on it between her labia lips.

"Yea I was painting the shed last night and it was fucking awesome"

"Uh dude, yesterday I was painting the shed doggie style it was soo noice but then the girl fucking shit! And it like slid down. So I painted the shed brown. It was really gross at first but then it was like....sorta like cool."

Painting The Shed by Meg Roan November 1, 2007

Painting the shower wall 

When a boy jerks it in the shower.

Mel was very disturbed after she walked in on her brother painting the shower wall.

Painting the shower wall by HK!! February 28, 2011

painting the staircase 

Using your gentlemen's relish to slowly paint the legs of a woman starting at her toes and making your way up the staircase as far as you can manage.

Tristian was ever so busy last weekend painting the staircase with his dearly beloved.

painting the staircase by alexy344cfx November 7, 2020