owening

A verb meaning the act of camping excessively in an online first or third person shooting game.

Man, Owen's owening again, he's definitely got a world record in camping.

by Rupert Gehmlich October 13, 2007

OwenPalfrey

A man or creature that likes huge willies in his bum

Ugh he's such an OwenPalfrey

by Roca Shmola May 21, 2016

Owenite

Type of crystal believed to be plentiful on the surface of the moon.
It's assumed it has a very tall and convex molecular structure, also it has strong lightbending qualities.

Some experts say it can explain why the moon shadow is casting such a small footprint towards the earth.

My shadow looks fat. I better get some tighter pants and put some Owenite on them.

Why didn't the astronauts see the stars from the moons surface dad?

Well son, you get Owenite blind up there, and forget to take pictures.

by SigmaBear June 19, 2019

Owenite

Type of crystal found on the surface of the moon.

It is very tall and convex in molecular structure.

Has incredible light bending qualities.

Experts say that Owenite is the reason why the moon cast such a tiny 70 mile shadow during a eclipse.

Dad, why did the astronauts not see stars from the surface of the moon?
Son, It's because the get Owenite-blindness and that makes them forget to take pictures.

My shadow is getting fat. I better get some tighter pants and rubb on some Owenite to slip more light into my shadow.

by SigmaBear June 19, 2019

Owenisim

Owenism is when someone is a noob. People called Owen tend to suffer

I have been diagnosed with Owenisim

by Urbanmaster23 December 21, 2019

Owengayhopkins

He has very large precious nipples. He likes to be called daddy around he’s mates. Daddy also has a huge bondage fetish and is always down for ball busting sesh. Owen has a twin and he’s loves getting he’s hair permed.

I wish “owengayhopkins” would stop now.

by Ma1fie May 11, 2020

Owenfairhead

Gay

You're so Owenfairhead (gay)

by Ehizehizehizehizehiz May 7, 2021