orlando bloom

an actor who has often become distracted by moles and various shiny objects.

"It was a really great role and ... OH LOOK AT THAT MOLE!"

by Ree Warfle May 14, 2005

Orlando Bloom

That actor who wants to be Johnny Depp really bad but he can't.

Orlando Bloom is such a poser.

by AnnaTpretty December 15, 2008

Orlando Bloom

A tool used to bring balance to Hollywood films.

Employed in cases where an actor working on the film is deemed to have too much talent, the Orlando Bloom will provide a sufficiently poor performance to ensure that the overall talent in the film remains at an average levels.

In extreme cases is used in conjunction with a Keira Knightley for a multiplied effect.

"My that Johnny Depp sure makes a great pirate."

"Yes, perhaps a little too great... Better throw an Orlando Bloom into the scene just to make sure the film doesnt become too awesome."

by DrDean April 27, 2009

Orleans

Semi ghetto boring ass neighbourhood in Ottawa. Literally nothing to do so kids form gangs and jump each other for entertainment. Notable schools are: Cairine Wilson (cocaine willy) St. Peter’s, (best known for a bunch of niggas kicking in a kid’s head, and lots of drugs) and sir will (we don’t talk about what goes on there but lemme tell you it’s a bad place for trannies) All the niggas are homicidal, all the bitches have claumydia

Person 1: Yooooooo I fucked an orleans shorty this weekend

Person 2: allah my nigga get your crackhead ass screened for aids before you touch my hand

by Ligmaonyoface December 16, 2018

Johnny orlando

A Canadian singer who is currently 15 years old. He is friends with Kenzie ziegler and is not dating her.

johnny orlando 's new song is a bop

by Harleyyy.sam July 23, 2018

Johnny Orlando

HES FUCKING DADDY

“Daddy= johnny Orlando”

by Johnsmybaehoe June 17, 2018

Orlando Bloom

An AVERAGE looking person who DOESN'T want to have purses,pins,pens,bookmarks,clothes and lipstick with his name/picture on them. He needs to move to Russia to get away from those scary, lifeless fangirls.

All the girls were screaming and fighting over an orlando bloom poster.

by guest drone #89 December 10, 2004