The smart people who play violin, viola, bass, or CELLO. They are smarter than the choir kids, and better looking than the band geeks, but they still hang out with them. Orch Dorks try not to associate with people who aren't musically inclined. Many orchesta wannabes try to be like orch dorks, but end up being hated by everyone. So as a warning to non-musically inclined people, do not join orchestra, band, or chorus!
by Ninja Burger June 29, 2010
by titaness06 October 06, 2005
One who considers themselves to be friends with band geek and choir queers. Play instruments which no matter how much rosin you put on, it still sounds like crap. The concerts the put on are horrible because they cannot tune if their lives depended on it. Yet, the Orch Dork have some of the brightest minds in the school but they dont have as much fun as the band geek and choir queers but they dont really care.
"Here, on the Discovery Channel, we'll explore the minds of the Orch Dork, where they are shunned by the band geek and choir queers, yet they dont care"
by Teuvil December 31, 2005
Uptight, "perfect", orchestra players who never have fun and give the band geeks a bad rep. Usually are boring and always try to make orch dorks look cool but fail miserably. Comparing a band geek to an orch dork is like comparing ice cream to molasses (AKA orch dorks suck).
You. Are. An. Orch Dork.
by Thisisapseudonymifyoudidn'tkno June 13, 2010
by MoJo Mojokowski July 19, 2005