The moment in time when you need to poop and you know for a fact if you do it now it will be a good poop. Waiting past this window results in a less then perfect poop, Usually with not getting it all out or straining harder than you would have had to if you had done it during your O.P.W.
"Gotta go man, just hit my O.P.dubs"

-O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window
by Catrotzuk August 18, 2015
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Rickshaw’s Optimum Theorem

Rickshaw's Optimum Theorem states that at any moment of lethargy, regardless of anticipation or willingness, shall productivity invariably be inferior to that of complete inaction.
By Rickshaw’s Optimum Theorem, I should do this leave this assignment for tomorrow as I am very tired.
by Victor Akhmetzyanov October 01, 2024
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Optimum Pride

Basicaly this 16 yr old Bri ish person who stopped hanging out with the homies after having sex with pyro during valentines, and now is pursuing his dream of becoming a predator on apex legends
Optimum pride kinda cringe for leaving us

Yea ngl he kinda do be
by Im a Fuck February 15, 2022
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Dildo-optimums

A hippo, made out of dildos. This phrase is regularly used in common situations where gay shit is happening.
by BIRDHEAVY March 15, 2017
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