Option J
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Option J refers to the advice "whip it out" as a solution to any life situation.
The phrase originated in the September 1, 2004 Primer Lounge, in which was discussed what a man should do if a stadium's Kiss Cam were to spotlight him and an estranged ex-girlfriend. Option J was offered by Keith Scott as the ninth potential course of action. There was no option I.
Option J does NOT simply refer to any situation in which the member is exposed. Situations in which it is not an "option", such as urinating or showering, do not qualify. At least one other person must be present, and the situation must be one in which the act does not perfectly fit within social norms, so that an element of shock exists. The term is often incorrectly used to describe self-abuse (masturbation).
From Wiki Gonzalez
Option J refers to the advice "whip it out" as a solution to any life situation.
The phrase originated in the September 1, 2004 Primer Lounge, in which was discussed what a man should do if a stadium's Kiss Cam were to spotlight him and an estranged ex-girlfriend. Option J was offered by Keith Scott as the ninth potential course of action. There was no option I.
Option J does NOT simply refer to any situation in which the member is exposed. Situations in which it is not an "option", such as urinating or showering, do not qualify. At least one other person must be present, and the situation must be one in which the act does not perfectly fit within social norms, so that an element of shock exists. The term is often incorrectly used to describe self-abuse (masturbation).
You can appropriately use option J in these situations:
-When you don't have enough money to pay bus fare.
-During a parent/teacher conference when your teacher is about to announce to your parent(s) your homework deficiency.
-When you're on the Kiss Cam at a sporting event with an estranged ex.
-During communion.
-at a wedding when the holy man asks if there are any objections to be made.
-to explain option J before verbally trying to explain option J.
-When you don't have enough money to pay bus fare.
-During a parent/teacher conference when your teacher is about to announce to your parent(s) your homework deficiency.
-When you're on the Kiss Cam at a sporting event with an estranged ex.
-During communion.
-at a wedding when the holy man asks if there are any objections to be made.
-to explain option J before verbally trying to explain option J.
by James N. May 13, 2006
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by matmo February 10, 2010
Get the Tarps Optional mug.She de-friending him on Facebook was the nuclear option; it was unnecessary and embarassed him in front of his friends.
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Get the nuclear option mug.A turn of phrase best used when a random or casual acquaintance invites you to do something you have no intention of actually doing..
A noncommittal and inoffensive way to say no to something you don’t want to do..
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Random: Hey bro you should all come over to my house for drinks..
Me: Yeah thanks dude, could be an option..
Annoying colleague: Hey we should definitely go and catch a movie some time..
Me: Yeah that sounds great, could be an option..
Me: Yeah thanks dude, could be an option..
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Me: Yeah that sounds great, could be an option..
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by Peter Taystor May 8, 2021
Get the car option mug.1. A fighting game term; it's inputting in multiple commands/moves in order to cover various bases.
2. Outside of fighting game terms, it means to cover your own ass, or to provide an excuse.
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1. I almost forgot the option select there; luckily he choked on the combo.
2. Don't option select by saying that your controller is shit; we both know you just suck at fighting games.
Don't pull a chuck.
2. Don't option select by saying that your controller is shit; we both know you just suck at fighting games.
Don't pull a chuck.
by NotChuckxoxo May 3, 2014
Get the option select mug.When you have an obligation to be somewhere, but decide you would rather not and go do something else instead, like go hang out with friends or go home and sleep. This alternate action is almost certainly frowned upon by the coach/authority figure and by those who are truly committed to the activity.
"Going to football today?"
"No man. I'm taking the option and going to dairy Queen instead. Wanna come?"
"No one is here today? What the hell?"
"Everyone took the option instead."
"Well that's lame."
"No man. I'm taking the option and going to dairy Queen instead. Wanna come?"
"No one is here today? What the hell?"
"Everyone took the option instead."
"Well that's lame."
by Sliver92 January 10, 2010
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