one-night stand

Sexual activity with another person intended for one night only. (Derives from showbiz, a "one-off show". But also of course from the suggestion of a one-off erection, though the term is used by women as well as men as a candid description of "getting your rocks off" when a bit of no-strings fucking etc. was desired.

“I've never had a one-night stand because I've always been afraid that in the cold light of day, she'll wake up and think; "Oh my God! What the hell am I doing in bed with a stupid cunt like this?!”

by kofi May 14, 2003

One Knight's Stand

(n) An act of oral sex preformed on a standing male who then wipes his penis dry on the unsuspecting orator's shoulders, from left to right.

Wow bro, look at Liz. She has some great shoulders.

Yah man, it's from all those "One Knight's Stand" 's I give her-- I hear it's good for the skin.

by TacomaBeags July 1, 2011

one night stand

When you bang a chick with the intentions of never seeing or talking to her ever again.

by OmG July 19, 2003

One-Night Stand

A One-Night Stand is where two consenting adults who are mutually horny agree to engage in coitus. One-Night Stands are only defined as such when the tryst lasts ONE night...no repeats! (otherwise we have casual sex). One-Nights Stands typically involve sprucing up, clubs/bars, copious amounts of liquor, great sex without small-talk, and driving away or leaving after sex.

Woman: "Want to head to my place?"
Man: "Sure, not looking for anything serious right now, just a One-Night Stand."
(great sex follows arriving at his/her place, girl or guy gets up to get dressed.)
Man/Woman: "Have a great night."
Man/Woman Reply: "You too."
(get in car and go home.)

by Medder89' January 1, 2012

One Night Stand

A one-night stand is where two people have a sexual encounter, where there is no expectation of establishing a romantic relationship

"Last night this guy and I had an amazing night!"
"Oh really, what was his name?"
"I don't know, it was just a One Night Stand!"

by bunny2590 April 3, 2009

one night stand

a singular table by a bed or in a bed room that usually serves as a storage space

"how many of these night stands would you like to buy?"
"ill just buy one night stand."

by literally man December 19, 2013

one text stand

when somebody texts you and you text them back but they never reply.

Girl 1- "hey"
Guy 1- "hey, whats up?"
........(no reply)
Guy 1- *that bitch just one text standed me*

by Anthonygerbenshockler January 3, 2011