get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook 

scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.

If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.

get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook by barber of seville November 27, 2020

Hook a left on the 21 and Lewis 

a direction given by a vehicle passenger to turn left at the appropriate time and place. This method of navigational communication is inspired by the lyrics from Warren G and Nate Dogg's "Regulate".

Ex. 1- Danny needed to take a left to get to the parking lot so I told him to hook a left on the 21 and Lewis.

Ex. 2- When you get to the light, hook a left on the 21 and Lewis.

Hook a left on the 21 and Lewis by rlh06 December 20, 2010

Hooked On The Horns 

Hooked on the Horns
When a dipper(person who does smokless tobacco)can't stand the taste or smell of longhorn, but the price keeps bringing him back for more.

Ex.
Danny- dude, I'm hooked on the horns
Pat- Bad hit man, you okay?
Danny- Nope, I feel like death.

Hooked On The Horns by Dipper October 22, 2012

Puerto Rican hooker on the rag

Shot of Clamato/tomato juice, shot of tequila, followed with shot of pickle juice as chaser.

Yeah, Puerto Rican hookers are great, but have you ever had a Puerto Rican hooker on the rag?

Puerto Rican hooker on the rag by Patayter tots January 20, 2021