screw on feet

The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.

Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"

by Burning blue soul July 29, 2017

j's on my feet

J’s is actually a pair of Jordan shoes, and “j’s on my feet” means a person is currently wearing a pair of Jordan sneakers.

I think I can walk all day, because I have j's on my feet

by shiela_72 June 8, 2021

a little light on his feet

Effete, a bit of a poof, possibly homosexual

The fellow professes to be happily married, but he's a little light on his feet, if you ask me.

by octopod July 16, 2011

buckets on my feet

A term referring to the rims on a car.

"Gotta make sure ya see the buckets on my feet" Yung Joc - Goin' Down

by NateOWNS September 2, 2008

feet on sand

The opposite of getting high on drugs, or "lifted". Being sober.

Hey man did you hear that after an intervention Bob is feet on sand now?

by jamal619 February 20, 2010

light on his feet

agile, graceful, nimble, graceful, able to move quickly and easily

He was an exceptional dancer because he was very "light on his feet"

by happiedazs November 9, 2013

Put your feet on my rug

When a woman rubs her toes around a hairy man's penis and gives him a foot job usuing her toes.

Wanna put your feet on my rug nigga?
HellZ yea boi

by Beck-izzle & K-Dogg August 27, 2006