old spice

When a woman shaves a mans package and then pours old spice down his ass crack.

Old Spice - MZ, TF, DC

by DanaPoint April 5, 2011

Old Spice

The crust that comes of the vagina of an old woman or the dusty jizz that an old man has.
(Can also be used to describe someone with an unusual amount of STIs or STDs

“Man I was bouta Fuck some bitch I met on tinder last night but she had so much old spice that it was like fucking sand paper”

by Therhiccestboi January 24, 2018

Old Spice

The term used to describe any of the individual Spice Girls in modern day.

I used to think the Spice Girls were hot, but now that they're all Old Spice I've changed my mind.

by Sheamus O'Donahue July 6, 2010

old spice

(n.) Bottled bath water. Sold to men who live with thier mothers.


(n.) The sixth spice girl. Rumoured to really be Margaret Thatcher.

All hail Baroness Thatcher!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

Old Spice

When two old mexican guys cum in your armpits.

Steve: Why do your armpits smell like stale salt water?

Shawn:Old Spice, bro!

by Viesel Dan Weebs October 23, 2011

Old Spice

A crypto-faction originating from the United States of America that aims to spread the radical ideas of “Spicism” through any means necessary.

After infiltrating the highest echelons of the American government, Old Spice initiated a coup which ultimately granted it unlimited control over the country

by Old anew August 2, 2019

Old spice

Powaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I wore old spice and now I have…POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Vdfghhnswyihcc November 3, 2021