Old Horse Fat

British slang for "dick" or "penis," most popularly used in a work email written by an international law firm lawyer Patrick Smith (now fired).

Smith in email: "Dude, 'Carol' (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."

by AT Hill February 18, 2009

old horse fat

Penis in British English

Yo William Carol wants some of that double penetration, so bring that old horse fat and lets do this.

by El pene de muerte February 18, 2009

fat old bag of sag

Used for an old woman who has bags on her bags, rolls on her rolls and wrinkles on her wrinkles.

*old woman* You want some of this?
*guy 1* No, you old hag!
LATER
*guy 1* Dude, did you see that?
*guy 2* yeah you got hit on by that fat old bag of sag.

by DonTouchMeFoo November 29, 2010

Fowl: Fat Old White Lady

An old lady who loves to bake cookies on a Sunday morning.

It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a fowl: fat old white lady.

by DrSponge July 15, 2024

Old lady crotch fat

The presence of fat in the upper crotch region of an older lady; forming a round bubble-like shape.

Pretty much self explanatory... Did you see that old lady's crotch fat?

by ILoveSavedByTheBell October 6, 2004

Another Cousin from the Commonwealth Secondary School is : 1. Nur Hidayu Qistina Binte old Father name (?)

Another Cousin from the Commonwealth Secondary School is : 1. Nur Hidayu Qistina Binte old Father name (?)

Another Cousin from the Commonwealth Secondary School is : 1. Nur Hidayu Qistina Binte old Father name (?)

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

Old Enough to Be Your Father

Used to emphasize how old someone is.

"How old is Jerry?"

"Old enough to be your father."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 21, 2022