big ol fat lady

A lady that is so fat that she can’t move on her own

Damn that bitch so much of a big ol fat lady that her elbow has a camel toe

by Fokin Randy May 23, 2023

O.L.S Old Lady Syndrome

a condition where you feel a compulsive need to turn down party invites and/or any other happy event that involves drinking

jay: Hey anthony, come over and let's drink some wine.

anthony: I'm sorry I can't. My booty is very saggy and sticky today. I can't get up my sofa.

jay: You need intervention! That's a sign of O.L.S Old Lady Syndrome.

by jiggabuff December 5, 2011

Lady of the Lord (L.O.L)

A woman that is very loyal to her church. Attends church regularly and volunteers for all church functions and is the pinnacle of what church ladies should strive to be.

Karen: That woman is such a brown noser. She's always at church and is always sucking up to everyone.

Rachel: No Karen, she's not a brown noser; she's a Lady of the Lord (L.O.L).

by Twatts! March 4, 2011