oily

being extremely drunk.

Man, last weekend, i was oily as fuck!

by tuhottustop March 01, 2006

oily

A cigarette. From the Cockney rhyming slang Oily Rag = fag.

I am going outside for an oily.

Got any spare oilies?

by Alan O'Brien July 29, 2005

oily

when someone is cooler than everyone else; rises to the top. It's like how oil sperates from water. oil being the kick ass people and water being everyone else.
(the definetion should probably be made clear, before or after use, since there is the literal kind of oily. ick)

This is an old term, from somewhere such as Leave It To Beaver.

"she's oil"

"damn that bitch oily"

"What can i say, i'm oily, I rise above the rest"

by April Two Guns December 31, 2005

Oily Watson

When your massage therapist is forced to oil your anus and enter you by any means necessary.

I hear that massage parler on 54th gives the best oily Watson on this side of town.

by Speed_Fiend March 29, 2021

oily fart

A fart that can occur while on certain meds or after eating certain foods that is similar to a shartbut much more liquidy. It can also leave a grease ring.

Paris Hilton: I better not wear white pants for a while
Nick Lachey : Why?
Paris: I'm on some meds to control my shopping sprees and they give me oily farts, I wouldn't want to leave a grease ring around my ass.

by iateamonkey June 28, 2006

oily discharge

to release an oily water-like substance out of the anus, after consuming low to non-fat foods, such as WOW chips.

"I have to go clean the oily discharge out of my underpants."

by chipper December 22, 2003

oily koala

a female grease monkey

one of my cousins wanted to be an oily koala but I tried discouraging her.

by Sexydimma April 19, 2015