edmonton oilers

The best team in the NHL. Much better than their southern counterparts, the Calgary Flames. Loses players such as Pronger because said player can't control his hormones. Won 5 Stanley Cups and had a very successful 05/06 playoff run.

Person 1: I'm going to go see the Edmonton Oilers game this weekend
Person 2: That's awesome! We're going to kick the Flamers collective asses!

by Oilers_kick_ass September 24, 2006

edmonton oilers

the team with the most passion while playing, have the most passionate fans, the best ice, 5 stanley cups, wayne gretsky, mark messier, ryan smyth, the best team ever, better than calgary, and is in the best city in the world!!!!!!!!!!!

who is the best team in the nhl?

THE EDMONTON OILERS!!!!!

by emano93 April 26, 2007

edmonton oilers

The best hockey team EVER. They kicked ass in the 2006 playoffs, and would have won the cup if the jackass on carolina didn't hurt rolli the goalie.

The edmonton oilers are loved by alllll!

by Miss.Sexxi. July 4, 2006

onkers

The nauseating and cellulite ridden folds of skin and fat quivering over the edges of a woman's inhumanly tight pants. Seperate, but often confused with love handles.

Some of the girls aren't fat, but often have onkers because they are wearing really tight pants.

by Richard Decker April 21, 2006

oinkers

Fat bitches who weigh too much and are ugly as suck.

Hi! I'M DIGI-OINKER NYO! PYONK! GYOINK!

by FlyEvolution February 23, 2004

Edmonton Oilers

Stanley Cup finalists in the 2006 playoffs, failures in the next season. It's the early 1990s all over again. It must be right time to fire the head coach MacTavish and the GM Lowe now.

After they traded Chris Pronger to the Anaheim (Mighty) Ducks in the off-season and Ryan Smyth to the NY Islanders in the NHL 2006/07 season trade deadline. The Edmonton Oilers were are in a slump while the Ducks (the team the Oilers eliminated in the 2006 playoffs Western Conference finals) went straight to the Cup.

It's a sad time to be an Oilers fan.

by Tasty Butter December 24, 2007

Edmonton Oilers

A team that was legendary in the 80's winning 5 cups then sucked for 15 years before winning the western confrence in 2006 followed by a Ten year rebuild and then a return to the playoffs lead by the second coming Conor McDavid

The edmonton oilers are gonna kick the flames asses

by WWF Attitude June 17, 2017