The act of signing offline immediately upon being sent an instant message by someone you don't want to talk to. This can also be done abruptly in the middle of a convo as if to say "piss off, I'm done".
Dude #1: "Yo, that really annoying chick is IMing me again! what should i say?"
Dude #2: "Nothing, Offline the bitch"
Dude #2: "Nothing, Offline the bitch"
by Sir Edward Heavypants August 13, 2009
when someone you are talking to online on facebook chat or msn etc goes offline in the middle of a conversation without saying bye.
by dramaqueen94 March 31, 2011
hey did you watch the karl jacobs stream last night?
no, i was going to watch the vid today, couldn't catch the stream
god, you're one of those offliners
no, i was going to watch the vid today, couldn't catch the stream
god, you're one of those offliners
by ichor_ March 11, 2021
Person says:
I tried to tell him how to work the computer but he plainly refused. He thinks its too hard. He's offline.
by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006
A question that could have been answered by the person asking it, had they've asked themselves first.
Both the question is offline and the person!
Both the question is offline and the person!
(person1)
What time is it?
(person2)
Um...What's that thing your wearing on your wrist, a watch or a ticking time bomb!!
(person1)
I forgot i was wearing it...sorry i was offline for a second then. Im back on now though.
What time is it?
(person2)
Um...What's that thing your wearing on your wrist, a watch or a ticking time bomb!!
(person1)
I forgot i was wearing it...sorry i was offline for a second then. Im back on now though.
by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006
One who has yet to embrace the use of IM, microblogging, commenting, etc. as a means of communications and "social" relationship building.
by juicecowboy August 19, 2009