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a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said
"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"
by ferrkk October 12, 2011
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When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.
Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-
by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019
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say what now

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a person says this phrase when he is surpised to hear something and wants it to be repeated
in how i met your mother say what now is said a couple of times by barney and quinn (barney's ex fiance, a stripper)
by ap1938 November 11, 2013
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Wait, what?

A quote from the TV series The Simpsons in the episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns pt. II," Jasper, a senior citizen says this quote.
Mitch: (in a meaningless argument with the person next to him while the rest of the world tunes them out) No, I'm positive it isn't done that way. Right Al?
Al: Who shot who in the what now?
by talkemotome52 March 24, 2008
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A phrase individuals use when they are told something surprising or needs what the person said to be reiterated.
Sam: I just won half a million pounds on the lottery!

Suzy: Say what now?
by UltimateDoge July 21, 2022
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A way of showing disappointment or disbelief in someone, or pointing out someone's stupidity or nastiness; another way of saying "Are you serious?" or "You not deadass right now".
Person 1: "Yooooooo lemme tell you! My cousin finally let me smash bruh!"
Person 2: "So this what we doing now?"
by Fresh Timbs November 2, 2018
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I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE. I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME! I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE! NOW FACE IT, YOUR JUST AN ENEMY!
I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE. I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME! I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE! NOW FACE IT, YOUR JUST AN ENEMY!
by Blue Imposter November 1, 2023
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