Even Steven

A extremely large crap that duncan took it was bigger thatn his arm. the amazine thing is it was half green and half brown perfectly split down the middle

Dunk that's just wak. U fuk up. U need to get yo ass hole rearranged

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

even the stevens

To chop off ones' testicles during a sex act

"Oh man, I hooked up with Sandra last night and she ended up evening my stevens."

"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."

"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."

by Evener of Infinite Stevens August 22, 2011