Noob Stick

A tool used to educate, and reform noobs by bludgeoning them tell they know better. Usually a blunt object like a baseball bat with nails protruding from it, or wrapped in razor wire.
Learn to play before I beat you within an inch of your life with the noob stick!
by Saint of Games April 14, 2011
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May Come From Runescape (RS) meaning a cheap/weak weapon that is usally wielded by Noobs, usally its a dagger or a shortsword.
Also it is refered as a cheap/weak weapon that noob or a player is proud about.
Player: look a this weapon weopon i bought from the Store
You: OMFG look at that noob stick! NOOB!!!

Player: Look at this bronze long sword I just got
You: What are u on about? thats a well noob stick u lamo
by Skyrazza October 03, 2006
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like on halo 3 when your playing a game of swords and you parry them they throw a plasma grenade on you
alex the noob is using his gay noob stick and its pissing me off
by miguel5515 March 01, 2008
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A noob stick is a term used to describe a rocket launcher in a online video game such as Call of duty 4. It is called a stick due to its shape and nooby because it is normally the only gun noobs can get kills with due to its large splash radius.
Noob: Wow I am totally pro I just got 3 kills with the rocket launcher.
Player: Put down the noob stick scrub and use a real gun.
by Colll October 26, 2008
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A n00b who sucks so much, he could easily be owned by another n00b, when said other n00b is using only a wooden stick.
That n00b stick just got owned...with only a stick.
by JonnyKtyler April 29, 2005
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A more affectionate term for noob. Meaning stupid geek. No good at games.
by evuppy November 09, 2011
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