Noncents

1. Bitcoin (.00000001) A self-effacing homonym formed that means "non cents" or a contraction of "nonce cents" -- and sounds like "nonsense"!

This round we had 6M shares in, and I'll I got for my effort was .12345678 Noncents!

by LittleDuke September 3, 2012

nonversation

A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.

Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy.

Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.

by wordsbywilson March 12, 2009

nonce case

A word used to describe a nonce (paedophile) in the U.K. You can also just say that my dad is a nonce case.

"Mark you nonce case she's about 16!"
" NONCE! "

by Clog2838383 June 7, 2017

nonner

Shortened form of Non Sortie Producing Motherfucker. Term created by the "working" side of the U.S. Air Force. A sortie is one take-off and landing of an aircraft. Those that don't work on the flightline do not produce sorties and are thus labelled nonners.

Dad, what did you do during the war?

Son, I counted batteries in a box on a shelf. If there aren't 12 batteries in that box, it's my job to tell someone about it.

Dad that's pretty lame.

Well son, I am in the Air Force but I'm a nonner.

by Crusader 4 October 11, 2007

Nonce Jotter

The sex offenders register where paedophiles or 'nonces' will sign there name.

As Mr. Glitter approached to sign the nonce jotter I produced the 1973 album 'Touch Me' and asked him to sign that first.

by Jotter Boy February 19, 2009

nonces direct

Alternative name for a well-known chain of cheap sports shops in the UK that sells all of the brands usually spotted in paedophile sting videos such as Slazenger, Dunlop and Crocs. One of their employees was once stung in the stock room of a Nonces Direct shop and as a result is now considered king of the paedos.

After Jimmy the paedo had given out all of his sweets, he popped into Nonces Direct and bought a Slazenger jacket

by Baz&Dave May 31, 2019

Dog Nonced

When you're so drunk you inappropriately touch a dog.

Man 1: You were so drunk last night!
Man 2: I know, I was dog nonced.

by metaldan123 December 13, 2015