Obituary liar

An individual who engages in compulsive distribution of falsehoods packaged as veracity.

A mountebank, a sophist, a specious spurious lot, an apocryphal. Or simply, someone who is deadass lying.

Anyone who says they can accurately predict weather is an obituary liar.

by hartzosaurus September 13, 2019

obituary milker

A person (attention-whore) whom barely acknowledged and or hardly knew someone but will socially grieve over them for attention. These people are defective and need to get a life.

Attention whore turns obituary milker as another means for attention.

by 'One Warning' January 10, 2015

robituary

The formal announcement that a robot, automaton, or artificial intelligence has ceased coordinated automated functions.

In The New York Times robituary for NASA's Mars rover Opportunity, K. Chang wrote:

Silent since a giant dust storm last summer, the rover was the longest-lasting robot on another planet ever.

by ala.frosty February 17, 2019

Obituary Chances

Engaging in highly risky acts that could lead to one's untimely demise.

Get the F out of here! I'm not getting on Jim's makeshift bungee cord. I don't take Obituary Chances.

by menoenglish April 20, 2017

obituary stick

Cigarette

I’m out of smokes, can I get an obituary stick from you?

by Mamachar71 September 3, 2023