Nitpad

A unicellular pink elephant.

Patty took Nitpad for a walk because he was nitishing it down the street.

by Dwayne Rock Johnson July 9, 2011

%s nitwidiot

This is a combination of nitwit and idiot, with both words indicating that someone is not to smart. I like the way the word sounds. If you put this as an equation it would be, feeble-minded+stupid=nitwidiot.

President Bush is a nitwidiot for going to war in Iraq.

by robert brand August 26, 2005

%s nitwidiot

Commonly heard on high school and slightly less frequently college campuses;a not so clever fusion of nitwit; i.e.one of low intelligence, and idiot; one who is mentally underdeveloped; sometimes seen spelled {nitwitiot};

The professor has difficulty separating the real brains in this class from the mere %s nitwidiots and suckups.

by Michael McKain April 14, 2006

nikwad

a wad of nik. the most beautiful girl in the world.

nikwad make the money see? nikwad get the honeys g...

by johnny5.0 February 11, 2008

nittwad

Nittwad is used to describe a guy who thinks he's super fly with loads of swag. Short-form for "John". Nittwads are swagless and usually say lame phrases such as "aw shucks!", "fudge nuggets!", and "dinkleburg." It is highly recommended that we take precaution of nittwads.

"Do you know that guy named John? He's such a nittwad."

by kpopluverxoxo October 18, 2014

nutwad

someone who wants to get rid of thier stalker

she wanted to be a nutwad and put him in a wicker basket with his suitcase and dump him in the river

by princessnutwad September 26, 2010

Nutwade

Nutwade as in a technique used bye a male (or female with
store bought latex balls) which are placed, shoved, inserted into the females koochie, vagina, and love hole.

A load men leave in there jeans when they can't pull it out quick enough.

A stupid ass person, usually a male that is drunk and slobbery, thinking he is cool but is not, usually stumbling in a crowd of non-drunks.

She slapped the Nutwade across his face just before he hit the pavement.

by The Dweeb with Johnny and RaRa November 16, 2010