Hipocrite

Someone that says one thing but does another

Jessica:don’t hang out with Aubrey and Bella

Jessica,Kinsley,Gracie hang out with me and Bella

Jessica:don’t talk to me

Aubrey:Jessica is such a hipocrite

by Aubrey_3013 April 9, 2019

Nicocrite

Cigarette smokers who complain about marijuana use

Quit complaining about my smokin' weed, you Nicocrite!

by Nobleservant, November 8, 2020

Hipocritester

1. (n) A hipster who is also or is also being a hypocrite; A hypocrite who is a hipster; A hipster.

2. (n) A portmanteau of hypocrite and hipster.

Pronunciation: hipə · o · krit · ster

Nearly synonymous with hipstercrite

Justin: Did you know Austin buys most of his clothes at dolce&gabbana but he won't shut up about his stupid mustache peirced nipples and other general hipster crap he might be pretending to be into?

Matt: Man, Austin is such a hipocritester.

Justin: Uh, i think you mean hipster.

Matt: Yeah, same thing.

Other Matt: What?

by Novelel June 2, 2011

Hipocrite

When someone is so drunk they can't spell hypocrite but tell others not to be drunk

Still, I'm allowed to bring a hipocrite(spelling)

by Acier December 31, 2017

Sipocrite

One who pretends to consume more of an alcoholic beverage than they really do

That's Derek, he's a sipocrite. He once did a keg stand for 2 minutes without drinking anything.
Tina is the worst sipocrite of them all. She didn't finish a single can of beer during Thunderstruck.

by JollySailor June 15, 2018

Nickocrite

Someone who is a hypocrite, lives with you, and is a taker.

My man is such a Nickocrite. He calls me an alcoholic all the time, but fell off the chair within minutes being at my friend's party yesterday. Ugh...Nikcocrite!

by Katalina Wentupa April 23, 2021

nickocrite

a hypocrite who lives with you, does the exact same things as you, but doesn't like it when you are drunker than they are.

My man fell out of a chair last week at a party and is criticizing my drinking; what a Nickocrite.

by Katalina Wentupa April 23, 2021