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Ninjutsu 

Developed in the 16th century during the Feudal era of the Japanese, it was created to combat the ever rising threat of the samurai. The art was specifically created to target weak joints within armour with a concentration of a high powered blow.

Now practically useless, it is used by morons who think that being a ninja is cool, when in reality, Chinese wushu owns everyone.
The ninjutsu martial artist died when the Chinese Taichi practitioner kicked his ass.
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Ninjutsu Chop

The gentle art of folding clothes while people are still inside them
He practiced the art of Ninjutsu Chop
Ninjutsu Chop by Lythero April 24, 2024

Shadow Pirate Ninjitsu 

The ultimate and unheard of combat style that combines the power, skill and drunkenness of the pirates with the silent, deadly assassination skills of the ninja.
''have you heard of Shadow Pirate Ninjitsu?'' ''No, no one has, but it sounds awesome!''- Conversation overheard before both where quickly silenced.