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A New Mexico

New Mexico State Laws say that if a woman puts a collar on a man, she now owns him as a slave.
"Did you see Lee the other day? Dude had a collar on."
"Yeah, it's because his psycho ass girlfriend pulled a New Mexico."
by Lessee~Chan May 26, 2018
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New Mexico

A very beautiful state in the USA located north of Mexico, south of Colorado, east of Arizona, and west of Texas. It's capital is Santa Fe, and it's largest city is Albuquerque. New Mexico has a very rich history. The majority of people who live there are Spanish, Mexican, Native American, or white. Spanish is commonly spoke there. Also an attraction for hippies, artists, and rich people. New Mexico stands out with very distinct political and cultural ideals from the rest of the United States. New Mexico is also known for Los Alamos National Lab, which has caused a great amount of pollution and is not supported by most New Mexico residents.
New Mexico has a specific type of red and green chiles which do not grow anywhere else in the world. They are used in almost every restaurant in the state. If you order a dish you will most likely be asked "Would you like red or green chile on that?"
Red Chile is more earthy and robust, while green chile is more fruity and usually more spicy. You can also ask for 'Christmas' which means both.
New Mexico is a desert region.
by YourMom July 30, 2004
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New Mexico

a diverse state with many interesting things to do in it, and often thought by fucktards as a state where a bunch of cowboys live.
also the only state to have a question that is recognized almost nowhere else.
also where mexicans live, but if its on tv there are none, how stupid is that?
in new mexico it goes
waiter: do you want chile?
customer: yes
waiter: red or green?
customer: BOTH!
by persia_sparta May 3, 2006
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New Mexico

Despite being the state with the highest level of federal subsidies in the lower 48 states, New Mexico and its residents don't really have a lot to show for it. Albuquerque has a dirty, run-down, "Mad Max" quality to it. The people are remarkably uneducated and unfriendly. Going to Albuquerque is like taking a trip to some third world city. Besides the risk of being accosted by drug addicts in the rather disappointing "Old Town" section, one also faces the real possibility of running over one of the city's countless mentally ill homeless, who routinely walk into oncoming traffic to commit suicide. One may also expect to be awakened in the middle of the night by scavengers, both animal and human, "dumpster-diving" through others' trash. If you're going, then do be sure to carry a lot of change as beggars and panhandlers frequent many of the parking lots...they will harass you if you don't cough up a few quarters or something.
I am sorry every time that I go to New Mexico: there are as yet no signs of intelligent life.
Why do I have to keep going to...ugh...New Mexico?
by Gerbil 990913526 February 25, 2011
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New Mexico

1. To miss easy free throws
2. To screw up an easy chance at something
1. Damn, how did Gilbert Arenas new mexico those free throws! They lost bc of him
2. Yo, you shoulda hooked up with that hott chick, she wanted it. You totally new mexicoed it.
by Chicaaago Ditka August 11, 2006
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New Mexico

Largely unknown state west of Texas with the 2nd largest drug problem in the US. The only good things to come from here are Breaking Bad, The Nuclear Bomb, and Brian Urlacher.
White Trash: Dude, New Mexico sucks. Why'd they film Breaking Bad here?

Latino: ¿Usted está hablando mierda sobre mi casa, gringo perra?
by MyNameIs**** June 12, 2014
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The New Mexico Mojito

While doing a girl from behind, begin to yell incomprehensibly in Spanish, when she turns around to ask you what the hell youre doing, immediately ejaculate into a toilet plunger and stick it on her face without giving her any time to react.
“Hey John, what did you and Stacy do last night?”
“I served up the New Mexico Mojito if you know what I mean!”
by flocktoppler July 11, 2019
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