Friendly neighborhood sadist

He makes the rules and you can trust that he has your best interests at heart and in mind. Perfect calm assertive dominance. Sex involves the body. Great sex involves the mind. His demons dance with your madness and silence your mind. He'll give you the shirt off his back, but he'll probably whip you with it first. Super fun and always has a smile even when the weight of the world is on his back.

Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.

Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain

Can take it away

Aka a Charlie

Example:

Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?

Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.

by Gelflingeye October 8, 2021

neighborhood hoe

a female who has screwed every single person in the neighborhood

"That bitch is such a neighborhood hoe!"

by vivandida October 18, 2013

Neighborhood aunt

What a milf is called in India.

Dinesh had his first sexual encounter with the ravishing Lavanya, the neighborhood aunt to many impressionable young men even though she was well into her 30s.

by Konga February 2, 2010

neighborhood bicycle

(Refers to a neighborhood that only has one bicycle, so everyone has to share it.)A person, usually a female, who has had sexual relations with many different people. i.e. "everyone gets a ride." slut

That girl has slept with every guy I know. She's the neighborhood bicycle.

by Sarah138 July 10, 2006

stalking the neighborhood

something to do in the suburbs when you're bored. leave zucchinis on your neighbor's porches (but only on leave a zucchini on your neighbor's porch day), show up univited to people's houses you barely know, make a fool of yourself on the street.

man i'm bored what do you wanna do?
i dunno let's go stalk the neighborhood

by v. March 30, 2005

ethnic neighborhood

An area with a much higher concentration of a particular ethnic or cultural group that doesnt dominate in the general population.

It could be as small as one side of a single block where all the residents are of Tibetan descent and the businesses are thusly themed...
or it could be as large as a 2 square mile area dominated by Spanish or Cantonese speaking population.

Also known as an enclave.

Visiting an ethnic neighborhood can be like entering an entirely different world. Save's a lot on travel expenses natch!

by Miskatonic Jack 2 August 5, 2010

Neighborhood skank

Something girls don't often battle over, or take credit for.

Girl 1- I'm the biggest skank in the neighborhood, that makes me the neighborhood skank.
Girl 2 pulls out a pistol, shoots Girl 1 in the head and asks who is the neighborhood skank now bitch?

by Solid Mantis September 19, 2017