neart

The lesser cousin of a fart, a neart is to a fart as near is to far. A fart that didn't go far. Nearly a fart.

I thought I had to fart but it was just a little seepage of gas, it was a neart.

by q359 July 25, 2023

Nearthy

Describing a state of mental or emotional fatigue coupled with the anticipation of an approaching break or relief, especially prevalent at the culmination of a work period or upon nearing the achievement of a goal.

"With the project deadline tomorrow, I'm feeling incredibly nearthy",
"The whole team has a nearthy vibe today"
"Man, there's just one last hour of work before my vacation starts, I feel incredibly nearthy"

by MissyaPOL November 16, 2023