National Geographic Moment 

When someone takes an unusually looooooooong amount of time trying to take a picture of nature in attemps to take a National Geographic-worthy image.

Mother: WHAT are you doing? You've been standing there with your camera for like 20 minutes!

Father: I'm trying to take a good picture of this really neat-looking spider. But I'm having a bit of trouble capturing the dew drops on the web with this camera. I wish I had a better lens.

Kid: UGH! Not another National Geographic Moment!

National Geographic Moment by Ranger Debbie June 28, 2010

national geographic effect 

The desensitizing effect of seeing brown skinned women naked in the magazine. Naked black chicks do nothing for you compared to blonds.

Yeah, she might be cute to some guy but it's like I've seen her before. It's the National Geographic Effect, man.

national geographic effect by fadingtoblack October 14, 2012

AI Pokémon National Geographic

I fucking LOVE this.

Hym "I ABSOLUTELY LOVE AI Pokémon National Geographic. I mean LOVE. It's great. There was one featuring the doodling Jigglypuff from the show and it gives the character a very satisfying pay off. Which I don't remember whether or not that was included IN the actual show but still. Very satisfying. The collisions and interactions between characters are getting better as well. I could probably figure out a way to expedite the process of it getting better as well because I know exactly what the problem is... Still. Fantastic. A great use of the AI. I approve."

AI Pokémon National Geographic by Hym Iam December 27, 2025

National Geographitits 

When a womans boobs sag so bad that her nipples point toward the ground. It kinda remonds you of the days when you would look at the National Geographic Magazines to see the naked Pigmies!!

Dude!! I took off her bra, and these horrid National Geographitits poped out! It kinda ruined the moment!!

National Geographitits by Macabre(EJR) June 5, 2004

National Geographics 

A graphic description of seriously sloppy, low hanging tits.

"She pulled up her shirt, and a pair of National Geographics flopped out."

National Geographics by Deano' July 13, 2007