Urban Archeologist

Finding and keeping for your own, items and objects in an urban or sub urban setting, such as a grocery store, swap meet, or shopping mall.

Alan isn't a thief he's an urban archeologist.

by Dick R. Johnson April 28, 2010

Offense Archeologist

When not initially finding offense, the offense archeologist digs for the offense until they find it. When they unearth an offense they polish it up, put it on a pedestal, and then bask in the glow cast upon them by the admiration of the offense archeologist peers.

The offense archeologist had to twist the speaker's words into the realm of the obsurd in order to find something to be offended by.

I wore a tan shirt to my lecture, an Offense Archeologist said it was a brown shirt and asked me if I liked Hitler.

by Don E Darko July 9, 2022

anal archeologist

1.a person who uses his cock to give a another person anal pleasure

2. an insult to a person

hey you anal archeologist

by billy bob 009 January 6, 2008

Archeologist

A legal grave robber

"Look at that archeologist, doing some legal grave robbing. I cant believe they just let them do that, the dinosaurs need to rest in peace."

by Me me big pseudonym June 16, 2020

Anarcheologist

Intentionally displacing, destroying or relocating previously discovered archeological finds.

The anarcheologist needed additional funding for their dig site; they planted a find for morning discovery.

by Neokaya July 21, 2023

Urban Archeologist

Searching for modern and antique artifacts in an urban setting. Recycling these artifacts to people who need, want or collect them.

An Urban Archeologist finds treasures at storage sales, yard sales, estate sales, swap meets, thrift stores, and dumpsters.

by smokystover August 5, 2012