Narration

The act of narrating your own life

Person 1"I sat down at looked disgustingly at my meal. I never told her that I hate her cooking but some how I think she knows".

Person 2"Stop the damn Narration".

by chavo190 July 26, 2011

Napnation

Typically a boyfriend stealer,likes her job and money and is always at work early, also friends with rednation.

Oh you see that girl of there, she is definitely a napnation.

by IDCNEITHERDOYOU April 9, 2022

Naptionary

Synonym of nap; a nap one takes when exhausted

Child: “come on one more game of Pictionary!”

Adult: “no I will take a naptionary instead.”

by huckleberryy November 26, 2019

napathon

a long-lasting sleep during the day

I woke up from my napathon after a disturbing napmare.

by CATurner June 7, 2009

napitation

When you do a meditation and you emerge from it feeling incredibly rested and refreshed as if you've just taken a nap.

You really need a break. Why don't you take 20 and do a napitation.
Man, that meditation was so relaxing that I feel like I just took a nap. That was a full blown napitation.

You look stressed and tired like you really need a napitation or something. Why don't you lie down on the sofa and put on one of those guided meditations and make a napitation out of it.

by Colorless green ideas... December 26, 2021

Napbation

When you masturbate before and after a nap.

Johnny masturbated, then took a nap, awoke and decided to masturbate again. Johnny just discovered Napbation!

by Paul Knightf October 16, 2009

Napatini

When after a grueling day of work you can't decide whether you want to take a nap or have a drink, so you do both.

Man it was a long day at work! I could really use a napatini.

by wmaurice July 12, 2011