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Naked Mole Rat 

A being that just by looking at him, strikes fear in men and women alike, simply because of his unrivaled amount of virginity. You do not want to cross paths with this man, because his pathetic willpower to live will spread towards you and your whole bloodline...affecting every aspect of their lives for generations, making them worthless pathetic beings that are just...just virgins for life.
Naked Mole Rat: Hi, you watch JOJO?

Random Gungalar: Uhhh UHHHHH waaa...AAHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A VIRGIN....GET IT OFF OF ME, AAAHHHHHHHHH
Naked Mole Rat by anonymous April 6, 2019
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“All hail the naked mole-rat”
Naked Mole-Rat by Aftons williams December 7, 2021

naked mole-rat

large mole on someones back that is visible through clothing
chace hart & fred, his naked mole-rat.
chace loves balls
naked mole-rat by cunt balls April 4, 2009

Naked Mole-Rat

Our true overlords may the naked mole-rat religion always be with you.
“And here we have the Naked Mole-Rat what a perfect specimen for a new overlord
Naked Mole-Rat by Mole Rat supreme December 7, 2021