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The type of people you encounter your whole life: full time whiners. While Mystic players pass most of their time explaining their strengths, Valors and Instincts spend their time showing why Mystic players are as bad as they seem, except for themselves.
Also notably called Blanchies whenever crying about something they didnt like in-game
PERSON A: My gym went down and no one was around, spoofers!

PERSON B: Stop being a Mystic, your gym could have been taken out from another position.

Person A randomnly whines about something

Person B: Aint you being quite a Blanchie...
Mystic by GoodMysticDeadMystic July 24, 2018
Fucking garbanzo ass name for anything in this world that jesus made. Also means salty in all different possible ways.
Mystic is gay as shit
Mystic by Goated beast carlos October 19, 2019
The most sweetest human being I’ve ever met in my entire life. He’s always so kind to everyone, he’s awkward and shy, he’s hilarious, he’s adorable, best of all he’s nerdy. Alright now let’s bully him now, Ahem, he’s stupid, he sounds like a 5 year old, he’s short like an ant, he’s stupid
Mystic is weird
Mystic by Griz, stupid October 16, 2020
Playing (Mystic) means you are playing a video game terribly and you are really bad at it.
You're playing so mystic today Armaan!
Mystic by jackokid December 28, 2020
The most badass mod in Dank Vibes of all time
Mystic PRO
Mystic by Qwertyasdfgh22345 May 8, 2021
A person or animal that is not mentally stable and very much likes to act like a sore thumb and likes to say racist slangs and many other mean words such as " What's good my Nigg@" even when the bitch ain't black. This endangered species only found in new york city likes to bite straight into a popsicle. Has many long nights of being retarded. Bitch pulls no bitches or hoes. One good reason is that the bitch wipes at least. RIGHT????? If u ever get to meet one of these specimens in person pls dm me (pornhub.com/hotguy/smalldick/nobitches/notgay/likesdick/pokemongo
Shut cho dumbass mystic ass up fucktard
mystic by niggassitonmyballs February 2, 2022