My house

A place that I OWN, I PAY THE RENT FOR, AND I TAKE GOOD CARE OF.

Person A: This is My house

Me: NO THIS IS MY HOUSE

by TheFirstOrangeToad August 21, 2019

My House, My Rules!

One of primordial statements given by God to mankind. Theologists suggest that its first use was done by God when he referred to the Universe and said "My House, My Rules!" - and since then, God's rules dictate the Universe. Nowadays, this statement is used by every party host, every father and generally, every house owner to display dominance and maintain order over others who are in his/her dominion.

Bill: "Nobody put glasses on the table without coasters!"
Some guy at Bill's party: "Who said that?"
Bill: "I said that! My House, My Rules!"

by hdsbunny December 18, 2020

my house is on fire

please help me i'm fucking burning alive

call 911 my house is on fire

by BashJohnson April 10, 2019

My House Man

A man who comes to your house when the lights are turned off

“Hey bill, they Lights just went off”
OH NO THE MY HOUSE MAN AHDIDKDJDJX

by My House Man February 22, 2020

blows my house

Similar to blows my mind or rocks my world a phrase used to indicate something that one is enjoying or finds to be very good.

This record totally blows my house!

by Felan February 9, 2005

Ain't My House!!!

Phrase used to signify no risk of consequences or reprecussions. Particlarly in a party setting.

Barry "Holy shit, you just smashed a hole in Evan Stone's wall."

Cadillac Joe "Hahaha, AIN'T MY HOUSE!!!"

by Neo June 13, 2003

There is someone in my house

Help

Help there is someone in my house right now about our kill me

by Elimijo March 20, 2022