choke my chicken

to jack off or to jack somebody else off.

I need to choke my chicken tonight im lonely.

by Eight Trak December 27, 2005

it’s my chicken let me fuck it

And old country saying.
Means leave me alone or get off my case.

Hillbilly Joe said to Tommy Bill, “Tell me about your cows.”

Tommy Bill was tired of being asked about the damn cows so he said, “ it’s my chicken let me fuck it !”

by Hhhhhhhhhhhhggg January 25, 2020

Jives my chicken

is to upset, annoy, or interest someone to the point of blogging

The way that girl just tossed out her paper plate after using it for only 15 min really jives my chicken.

by munstache April 10, 2011

eating my chicken noodle soup

When sumone tries and take the credit for sumthing you have done.

You take the trash out and your brother tries and take the credit for it. Damn, bro. Why you eating my chicken noodle soup...

by el poppa drano August 26, 2007

suck my chicken and biscuits

Means to suck my balls and

“ male genitalia “

You can suck my chicken and biscuits

by Unnecessary people February 3, 2018

Eat my chicken

Fuck off or screw you

Go to hell

I've had enough

Jeff: you're such a loser
Tim: eat my chicken

by Eatmychicken October 3, 2016

beef on my chicken

another way of sayin "beef on my block" when theres a problem/fight between 2 peeps

"Yo son, ur gurl's a fugly ass biznatch"

"yo nigguh, now there's beef on my chicken"

by Pablo>>11105 May 26, 2006