mutton dagger

Meat stick; My wife's best friend; Yoghurt cannon.

You should'a seen her face when I stabbed her with my mutton dagger!

by Big Dave January 24, 2003

Lady Muttons

Thick, bushy hair growing on and down the inner thighs of a woman in the vaginal area. Resembling old, hairy mutton chop style sideburns.

Once I pushed aside all the lady muttons I was able to get in there and work her bean with my tongue. Could have used a hair tie.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2017

mutton carved as lamb

a mature female recidivist of major cosmetic surgery

from a distance she could be a young sister but up close she's a ghoulish granny, a classic mutton carved as lamb.

by Ned Stoat December 1, 2013

mugatosis

Inflammation of the mug; acne; oily and/or grubby skin; busted facial features; general facial ugliness - especially in females.

Cassie's got a rock-solid body, is pretty cute, and doesn't suck to be around -- but she needs to do something about her mugatosis.

by Capt. Bob March 14, 2006

Mutton Mangler

A person who fucks sheep;

A New Zealand Physician

The captain is a real Mutton Mangler

by DocJay March 8, 2008

Mugtato

Mugtatoes are potatoes eaten out of a mug. A potato and all the standard toppings are placed in a mug, stirred, and eaten with a spoon.

"I was at this fancy bistro last night and had the most delicious mugtato ever to grace the inside of my face."

by Demian Snow August 5, 2008

Mutton Machete

Penis.

See that bird over there. She's a horny bitch..I am going to fuck her with my mutton machete tonight when it's rock hard

by Course Work January 11, 2012