After having anal sex to slap someone across the face with one's penis leaving a rectal juice mark. mushroom slap
James:"Hey Ron what happened to Adee's face?"
Rondel:"After taking her ass virginity, I gave her a chocolate mushroom slap and I guess I left a mark."
Rondel:"After taking her ass virginity, I gave her a chocolate mushroom slap and I guess I left a mark."
by James izzle April 14, 2005
Get the chocolate mushroom slapmug. A Mushroom Slap delivered with such force that; a bruise, swelling, permanent tissue damage, or even breakage to the jaw is resultant.
"My God Charlie, what happened?-are you ok?"
"Ben gave me an Intergallactic Mushroom Slap. Because he's on parole the government is footing the cosmetic surgery bill, so hopefully I'll be able to laugh about it in years to come."
"Ben gave me an Intergallactic Mushroom Slap. Because he's on parole the government is footing the cosmetic surgery bill, so hopefully I'll be able to laugh about it in years to come."
by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009
Get the Intergallactic Mushroom Slapmug. Similar to a mushroom slap but with the added bonus of doing it after you've ejaculated and your penis is covered in semen.
Guy 1: So how'd it go with Julia last night?
Guy 2: It was awesome!... Up until she just walked out after I Cream of Mushroom Slapped her in the face...
Guy 1: Rough dude. Guess she just isn't into that kind of stuff.
Guy 2: It was awesome!... Up until she just walked out after I Cream of Mushroom Slapped her in the face...
Guy 1: Rough dude. Guess she just isn't into that kind of stuff.
by SJ U KNOW August 11, 2012
Get the Cream of Mushroom Slapmug.