murdershack

has a bigger dick than you and will knock you the fuck out because he is so awesome

oh snap, that kid is like murdershack! don't fuck around

by i give you anal July 5, 2004

murderable

Someone who is suitable for murder

Boy one: See Alise over there?

Boy two: Yeah, what about her\
Boy one: The bitch is totally murderable

by defineratorman January 26, 2018

Mumderstanding

A state in which a care taker understands that things happens ; and plans are hopes that don’t always take flight.

A response to a long text consisting of an emoji of half spelled word.

I can’t make coffee my kid just colored on the dog with a sharpie! Thank you for Mumderstanding

by Chuckdoeshair December 6, 2020

Mumderstand

I love you and if I had the time I’d be in this with you, I don’t have time but my heart is with you.

Mumderstand !

( it’s all I had time to text cuz my dog just puked in my Prada bag)

by Chuckdoeshair December 6, 2020

Murderswarm

A swarm, cluster or flight of 50 or more dragonflies. Legend has it, if you see a murderswarm you are destined for good fortune and sexual adventures.

Out on the foggy banks of the reservoir, I saw something flickering in the twilight, as if calling out to me in the distance. I followed the sounds of fluttering wings, and alas, I made it to the clearing above Blowjob Beach. I pushed forward through the fog, and a murderswarm of dragonflies presented themselves to me. Majestic and glowing against the streak of moonlight on the water, I knew I had found the place. The murderswarm had led me to the secluded beach, where I swam out into the water with the midnight loons by dragonfly light. That’s the day I joined a loomery.

by meltedmud April 6, 2021

murdersans594

A shitty CRPer who thinks he knows ballistics and stuff but is really just an idiotic 13-year-old who doesn't react.

murdersans594 is such a bad CRPer who thinks he's good bro

by anonymous July 6, 2022