Muffton

Mutton is meat. Muffton is vaginal meat.

Guy 1: I ate this girls muffton last night.
Guy 2: that’s some crazy ass shit bro.

by Famous publisher February 28, 2021

Muffroom

The Merging of the words Mushroom and Muffin, it is the most frabjous thing in the world, as it is very cute, and delicious. It's best flavor is Blueberry but Gummy Bear Muffrooms are scrumptious as well.

omg, the bakery is coming out with a brand new flavor of muffroom! Shitaki Strawberry!!

by Pshh...silly! July 14, 2009

Muffroom

A particular ladies pubic hair-style that looks like a Fungus.

"DUDE! Check out that chick! She's got a HUGE muffroom appearing from the edges of her bikini!"

"I heard you got some muffroom fish pie last night, Steve!"

by tinytommy March 27, 2010

muffroom sauce

The juicy subtance that cums out of or on top of a nice meaty, juice V-bone steak

I had a delicious mouth full of muffroom sauce with my v-bone steak this morning.

by sexual cheff March 5, 2011

MUFFTRON

a girl with some dope dance moves. one who is one with their inner dance. one that knows 1337 enough to write songs in it. a female version of a pufftron she puffs her hair in way that muffs the compitation.

Megan was dancing to the dope ass song while pointing and saying "EYYYY" as her puffy hair swayed in the wind just like a real mufftron does.

by MEGANS AN ANIMAL. April 4, 2007

Mufftronics

A field of Robotics dedicated to creating simulacra of the female vagina

eg. Have you seen the new Mufftronics section at the sex shop?

by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009

muffrooms

fungi growing on a womans vagina, often containing toxins which may cause hallucinations when ingested in large quantities

i accidentally ate some muffrooms and tripped for hours, they had to pump my stomache

by magicman123gone September 23, 2009