muffgate

A muffgate is the sound a vagina makes when a fart rolls from the anus to the front of the vagina causing a muffled sound.

Sabrina I just muffgated.

by Dee Oh Gee April 21, 2016

Muffington

A guy who likes muffing or to "go down" on his chick.

You are such a muffington

by Sipz March 7, 2018

muffingasm

when one experiences an orgasm over one with a muffin top.

While at a party, Kevin experienced a muffingasm over Tina's muffin top.

by Muffintop January 23, 2008

muffinate

to procrastinate productively; to avoid work by doing other slightly more pleasurable work

Melissa muffinates when she bakes muffins instead of doing her homework.

Karina enjoys muffinating over haunted houses rather than doing her lab assignment.

by broadwayfilly October 15, 2006

Muffinkat

A muffin with chunks of kit-kat baked into it.

Me: Dude i have the munchies so bad lets make some muffinkats o.o

by mossboss November 6, 2010

stud muffinette

A Stud Muffinette is the female version of a Stud Muffin she is surprising in every way and is very accommodating

She is a right Stud Muffinette

by Essexmanuk September 15, 2016

Muffingasm

When one takes a bite out of a muffin that is just so good its orgasmic. They then proceed to straddle someone and start humping them while chewing. Once the muffin is swallowed, the one having the muffingasm jumps up and yells "MUFFINGASM!"

I only had one muffingasm...

by xxfallyxwallyxx March 2, 2011