muppet mower

a guy who pwns at paintball and shoots all the noobish 11 year olds who cry when they get hit
"dude that guy just got all the noobs out"
"ya hes a muppet mower"
by aggz May 06, 2008
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carpet mower

1. A voracious lesbian who performs oral sex with such speed and power that she is more like a mower than a muncher.

2. One who performs oral sex on a woman

3. A cross between a Carpet Muncher and a lawn mower
She's a carpet mower, Katie said she would tear you up girlfriend.
by natedog August 30, 2004
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goat mower

A shot of bourbon with a wheatgrass infused goat milk afterthought. Served chilled with a blade of freshly cut organic alfalfa.
The hillside's overgrown, we need a goat mower.
by Thevinesevolve January 02, 2015
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The black mower

Where you meet up with a stranger online, and you shove anal beeds up her arse, & then rip start them out, like a mower & then proceed to steal her electronic goods while she’s bleeding from the arse.
Hey terry, should’ve seen it I gave this bitch the black mower last night, was so funny, you should’ve seen it!
by Tuddzwun March 31, 2020
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Lawn mower

When a girl with braces is sucking your dick and your pubic hair gets stuck in the braces and rips out like a lawn mower with grass.
Guy: she gave me the lawn mower last night and my ball hurt now
by FamousJew December 09, 2019
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Lawn Mower

When you insert a strand of anal beads into your girlfriends asshole then yank them out like your pull starting a lawn mower.
You should have seen the look on that bitch's face when I gave her the lawn mower when she wasn't expecting it.
by Dirty Mexi March 22, 2003
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Slope Mower

Look at that white girl in the tight pantz, she's such a slope mower.
by Jim Raynor 2 May 14, 2013
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