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mother of all battles 

Saddam Hussains reply to the threat of invasion by coalition forces during the first Gulf war.
In reality when faced with large forces that had a superior technological adavantage his military reply was more akin to that of an elderly aunt with alzheimers.
The phrase has found it's way into everyday use.
1. Saddam Hussain's reply to the coaltion's ultimatum was that 'if any army set foot in Iraq that they could expect the mother of all battle's'.

2. If you don't get your finger out you are going to get the mother of all bollockings from the boss.

3. Are you going round to Geordie's tonight? they say he is going to throw the mother of all parties.
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Mother of all vice 

Pwr play on steroids, exactly what it says, the biggest combination of vices ever. To be abbreviated m.o.a.v
A pwr play especially in the modern western world becomes the mother of all vice, even worse than hdmi

Making the Mother of all omelettes 

Something you say whenever you’re making the mother of all omelettes.
Making the Mother of all omelettes here Jack! Can’t fret over every egg!

The Mother of all omelettes

when a senator makes an omelette
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE JACK. CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG

making the mother of all omelettes here 

phrase said in the dramatic final boss fight in metal gear rising revengence.

if you want an expected outcome you shouldn't focus on the in-between.
if i wants huge ōmleht i must go through with force. don't care about egg shells, makes my dish healthy.

1) start here
2) this part is not important
3) you have a giant nuke to send towards Russia and made the USA anarchist.
Armstrong: "MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGGG!!!!"

Raiden: 🤨 🗿" you're not greedy, YOUR BATSHIT INAAASEE!!!!"