S'moratio

The art of determining the correct amount of content when making S'mores.

The S'moratio in this S'more is way off.

My friend Rich is a S'moratio master.

by S'mores President June 5, 2014

Boater Moatin

When you get a hole in your boat and decide plug it with your cock.

Danny likes to go Boater Moatin, he got a hole in the boat and shoved his meaty man meat in it.

by Trednek7 June 25, 2020

moptician

A hair dresser who specialises in revitalising mens hair after it has reached the stage know as a 'mop'.

Billy Connelly should see a moptician as his hair could make the perfect mop.

Dude you should really go to the mopticians.

by halooooom March 20, 2006

moparisthebest

Moparisthebest is a cool dood that knows how to be a pimp, And also the Owner of moparscape.org and moparisthebest.com

<Moparisthebest> I am blocking it fairly successfully, I'm sure it will stop soon enough.
<Mr. Frugoo> I'm sure it would not be one ip. The server should not lag cuz of 1 person. It must be a botnet.
<Moparisthebest> Thank you for stating the obvious. Smiley
<Mr. Frugoo> No problem, happy to help. =p
Obviously Moparisthebest is just a pimp.

by Adam Hunter February 27, 2008

motating

moving very fast, approaching Mach Jesus.

the police car was motating after the suspect.

by jimmyross November 17, 2009

Moating

The act of motor-boating while moaning a song with your tongue out.

Guy #1, " I was moating this girl last night to Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" when she yelled at me for getting slobber all over her..."
Guy#2 "What a bitch.. I love that song."

by passion_nipples October 23, 2011

Molatile

To be comfortable in one's own skin; to be relaxed, calm; the opposite of volatile

Let's have a molatile time next week

by @occupyayiti October 14, 2016