Monkhousen Syndrome

An affliction that affects chronic television watchers, namely elderly ladies, that watch too many medical and detective shows. The disease manifests itself in the form of the patient beginning to question and read too much into every day things. A man offering to help carry bags out of the grocery store will appear to be a murderous fiend. A small rash may be interpreted as pulmonary encephalitis. This can be dangerous to near-relatives and friends who may be forced to sit through dramatic revelations and diagnostic suggestions.

Aunt Edna: Don't you see the way that mailman limps? It's clearly because when he was chopping up his wife's body, he stubbed his toe on her great-grandmother's diamond ring that she always wears.

Frustrated Nephew: No Aunt Edna, you've just got a case of Monkhousen Syndrome.

Aunt Edna: Ooh! Or maybe it's cushings disease..... or perhaps syphilis! I'll have to go in for a biopsy!

by cwhite20 October 23, 2009

Montourage

An accumulation of photos, videos, or clips of all of your friends.

Derived from the Latin word Montage, and the Greek word Entourage.

Howie has three ugly bitches in his montourage.

by 1MBETTER January 17, 2009

Montoute

Someone who thinks extremely highly of themselves. Someone who is vain normally thinks they are better than everyone else, and you will often find them looking in a mirror.

See 'conceited.'

Typical 'Montoutes' can be heard muttering:

'When I look in the mirror, I see solutions'.

Typical response:

'Shut up you cocky Montoute fuck wit'

by AnOn March 31, 2005

montour

And ancient surname for an Aztec tribe

Beware the Montour tribe they hunt at night

by Historian 010011 February 4, 2017

bob's your monkhouse

same as bob's your uncle, but about bob monkhouse

bob's your monkhouse!

by Comedy's Matt Lee version 2.0 February 23, 2008

Montourage

An entourage of Mo's. i.e. A large group of gay people (and accepting straight friends) that go out together to party and have fun. They tend to raise a little hell wherever they go.

We need to pick a date when the ENTIRE montourage can go to the game together, because once we get thrown out they won't let any of us in again!

by out_and_about September 4, 2010

manthoulis

The manthoulis is a disease only transmitted by Greek goats. It's mostly incurable and ccan provoke various states of madness until a terrible death.

My aunt died of manthoulis last year, we are still mourning.

by pitouno June 13, 2017