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Monostril

1: Person who has consumed excessive hard drugs via their nostrils causing the loss of their septum.
2: A single cavity in one's nose.
"If you put any more of that stuff up your nose you'll end up a/with a Monostril!"
Daniella Westbrook, Francis Rossi.
by Bryan Turner July 28, 2008
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Monstrosity

One of the best "real" words in the English language.

A term to describe something monsterous or hideous.
What is that monstrosity on your head!? Is it a dead bird? O.O
"It's my favorite hat." *awkward silence*

Queen(Bohemian Rhapsody):
HE'S JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY, SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!!!

Bob: What is he building?

Me: A monstrosity. :)
by lauren's awesome words September 30, 2010
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Monsties

When an individual drinks too much Monster Energy Drink rendering him/her to a state of heightened energy. Typically signs include the shakes, premonitions, or jokes that when retold are followed up with, "well you had to be there."
I have had five monsters - I'm getting the Monsties!
by T-Lennie June 10, 2009
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monstrosorous

1) An enormous portion, large quantity, huge fucking heaping serving.
2) A combination of monstrosity and enormous.
Cheesecake Factory Salads are fucking monstrosorous.

This one guy was high as shit and mispronounced monstrosity. He then gave the world monstrosorous which made the mispronunciation a monstrosorous blessing in disguise.
by The Meteor Man aka Robbie T January 30, 2014
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Monstrostitute

A sorostitute of inordinate size; usually a multiple
legacy or affiliate from a less fratologically inclined institution
Did you hear about Paravati? He got way too drunktaneous during the mixer and ended up taking home a monstrostitute at 3 AM. When he woke up all his snack foods were gone.
by The Atlanta PA January 24, 2008
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monstrous

If you describe a situation or event as monstrous, you mean that it is extremely shocking or unfair.
She endured the monstrous behaviour for years.
I just hope the people who committed this monstrous evil will be able to live with themselves.
The nephilim were a monstrous brood begotten of the intercourse of the supernatural beings called " sons of God " with the women of earth.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019
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Hideous Monstrosity

1)A creature that is appalling in physical appearance.

2) A person that has disgusting, monster like features.
That fat bitch over in the corner is a hideous monstrosity, I'de rather die than sleep with that ogre.

My friend is a hideous monstrosity, he looks like the offspring of a drunk hippo and a retarted platypus.
by Crazy Chris and G-Zus March 31, 2005
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