pubic monkies

what lives in the jungle of pubic hair.

She doesn't have any pubic monkeys because she just "shaved"

by David smells April 5, 2003

space monkies

Back in the day Stalin's ape-man super warriors were supposed to take over the world.
Planet of the Apes style.
Mean-while Britain and other Euro-style countries had already colonized most of it, in very monkey fashion I might add.
What happens if humans start to call themselves scientists and experiment on each other and unsuspecting civilians?
Well, you get a bunch of space monkies with alien-grade technology and all hell breaks loose.

What do you think of project Northwoods?
- space monkies
What do you think of project U2?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Stalinist Russia?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Hitler's Germany?
- space monkies
What do you think of Nagasaki?
- space monkies
What do you think of mk ultra?
- space monkies
What do you think of that idiot with a laser beam?
- space monkey

Well give these people a break!
Wouldn't you just be another space monkey if you got all this technology?

Yes, but I know it.
I don't think these titular scientists and strategists do.

NOTE: not to be confused with the alt rock band from Britain, Space Monkeys

Did you hear the commies had program to mate humans and monkies? Yeah I did, what a bunch of space monkies!

by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021

ass monkies

A straight(inlovewithagayman)man who is hot and charming and really good at most everything. Who is in love with a guy but wants awomen. A man who wish his best friend was a girl he could make love too. A guy whohas. Not relized its ok to be gay. Or one who is scared of his love for a man. Most of the men who have a gay best friend. One who would do anything for a assmonky one who follows a assmonkey around or feeds them buys them clothes or feels strong feelings for a assmonkey

Hey bro I'm into a ass monkies that don't know why they love gaymen. V. I would be so into you if you would ever like to be with me and I'm not a assmonkey or assmuppet I'm a guy who is in love with you just for the plain and simple fact that you are you

by yourgaybuddy March 8, 2011

donut monkies

Software developers who consume too much tea and sugared snacks and communicate via IRC despite being in the same office - only 2 desks away.

Ed and Craig are two dedicated donut monkies

by Bored@Work September 12, 2006

Monkies

1. A hairy animal

2. 2 girls called Katie Orpin and Poppy Gibson

3. A racist term for blak people

Look at the fucking monkey doing no work

look at them two monkies

by d-diggley-69 December 26, 2008

flying monkies

A bunch of minions from The Wizard of Oz that work for the Wicked Witch of the West, and are monkies, with wings. The person who thought of this is clearly a moron because no one liked the idea of flying monkies, because monkies are most like humans and humans have no chance in being able to fly without a machine. Overall, flying monkies is a terrible idea.

Amanda: Hey girl, did you see those flying monkies in that movie? They were silly sweet!
Grace: I found those flying monkies to be totally ridiculous, The Wizard of Oz should have never been a movie.

by bloodysox1918 May 3, 2006

Space monkies

It originated in the movie fight club As the name the leader gave his anarchist cell

Wlcome my space monkies

by Chris Brown+Dan Malach December 21, 2004