Performed by a big man in the game of basketball, a "monkey dunk" is properly executed by slam-dunking the ball with two hands, hanging onto the rim, and raising your legs up with authority.
by SeanEds November 06, 2008
The act of:
Step 1: Secretly spitting down a sexual partners butt crack.
Step 2: Insert penis or substitute without permission.
Step 3: Hold on.
Step 4: Psychological Factor: Reference having sex with the partner's friend or sibling.
Step 1: Secretly spitting down a sexual partners butt crack.
Step 2: Insert penis or substitute without permission.
Step 3: Hold on.
Step 4: Psychological Factor: Reference having sex with the partner's friend or sibling.
I am going to have to do some monkey dunking since tonight's the night and my girl needs to be taught a lesson.
by Northface October 20, 2009
Dunk monkey is a term used to define a white guy who lies about his penis size. Conventionally, he's a short stubby faggot who likes video games. He will most likely die alone and develop diabetes by the age of 20.
by pandaslapp December 20, 2016