monoversation

A cell phone conversation in a restaurant or other location offensive to persons nearby.

For a full ten minutes during our dinner at Jerry's Deli we had to listen to some fool at the table beside ours have a monoversation with his daughter's soccer coach.

by John W Phillips September 23, 2006

Mongversation

One of those conversations you have with a complete moron who wouldn't know what day of the week it is. A total and utter complete waste of your time and intellect.

I had a mongversation with Keith, he just can't see the obvious. He is such a mongtard.

by Big Mitchell July 13, 2012

monover

A retard who can't spell maneuver.

I'm illegal monover
Ur mum gay bro

by Ahosfelt99 July 15, 2017

mongovirus

when you decided you could also evolve to be Mongo Fink of The Network(band) aka totally not Green Day.

you know you got the Mongovirus when your profile pic is black & white striped

by swissfink December 3, 2020