monday

The biggest waste, of exactly one seventh of your life.

oh crap, tomorrow is MONDAY!!!

by Eric Gardner December 27, 2007

Monday

The world's way of telling us, "Here, take this you little bitch."

Tyler: "It's Monday."
George: "Kill me."

by BWallenstein November 2, 2010

monday

The reason Sunday's suck.

Monday...rarely are they worth noting.

by Jakabones August 26, 2006

Monday

The beginning of the schoolweek (and, for most people with decent occupations, the workweek). Its beginning puts almost everybody in a bad mood, but its end does little to enliven the spirit.

Monday is the first of the five major obstacles that our hero must pass before reaching the hallowed 'week's end'.

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

monday

One of the two billion ways to torture high school students.

Shit! Monday's coming up!" "No I'm not ready for the torture!!

by desperatestudent193 June 19, 2010

It's Monday

It's Monday can have many connotations which vary from positive to negative. The most common is when having a weird day just to throw out an "Its Monday" to validate the weirdness or shitness of the situation. Unfortunately "It's Monday" cannot actually be used on a Monday as thats just wrong .

"Mate today has been the weirdest bloody day"
"It's Monday"

"This is the biggest Monday job"

by kingbuck October 5, 2018

.MoNDaY

-An excruciatingly long unit of time
-Another way to say never.

This originated by a Playboi Carti tweet, only saying: “.MoNDaY”. To most fans expectations, nothing has happened on Monday.

Joe: yo man, my ex asked me when we were getting together, I said: ‘.MoNDaY’
Tony: Damn, That’s Cold!

by efy2 April 24, 2020