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mom card 

Similar to a V-card, but referring to a first pregnancy rather than just ones virginity.
Dude! Did you hear about Trisha? First time splashing cherries and she straight got that mom card swiped same time as that v-card. Homegirl is prego.

mom card 

When you are so butt hurt about spending your own money you take your mother's credit card and use it for the various needs of you and your posse.
John- "Hey bro, wanna mom card this for me?"

Bob- "Sure dog, my mom won't care."
mom card by Mister Batman January 8, 2017

mom cares 

1) When something is hella sus or sketchy

2) When you show concern about something or someone
1) "Look how mom cares this place looks

2) "Dude, who's bullying this kid? Mom cares"

MOM THE CARS ON FIRE 

"mom the cars on fire."
"okay, honey."

Your mom's credit card 

Something you can steal to buy V-Bucks
Bob: I'm better than you at Fortnite! Ha!
Dan: But I have your mom's credit card

Bob: *deletes Fortnite*

Your mom's credit card 

Someone tooks your mom's credit card to buy robux and premium on roblox
Kim: Haha noob i am better than you on adopt me
Yeon: I have Your mom's credit card
Kim: *lefts the game*