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A date night idea where you and your significant other sit across from each other in a sparsely decorated but well lit room. Temperature shouldn’t be any more than 57-58 degrees. You both strip naked and sit back down. No food or water should be in the room. The door should be locked on a timer until the following morning.

You begin by starting off with little digs of your loved one: you hold your fork funny or sometimes you make a noise in your sleep. The other person takes a minute to digest and then responds with a dig of their own.

You repeat this over the course of 24h; the digs getting incrementally deeper and more personal. You grow hungrier, thirstier, and yet you sit there both cutting and being cut down.

By the following morning, you hate every fiber of yourself and of the person you loved only hours before. Everything has changed.

The door unlocks. You both dress and leave.
My wife and I tried a Mogadishu Black Site last night, and now we aren’t speaking.
by CallMeLewcifer April 21, 2023
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Mogadishu Massage

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Getting shot with a high powered rifle into your back and our your heart
Joe hasn't come back home from Mogadishu since he received a Mogadishu massage
by cosmicgarbage August 18, 2025
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Little Mogadishu

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Another name for the Twin Cities.

Minneapolis and Saint Paul have the most Somalian-Americans in the United States, about one third or somewhere around 25,000.

Mogadishu is the capital of Somalia, with over 2 million people living in it.
Nick: "Yo we're going downtown, you wanna go?"
James: "Nah fam, I try to avoid Little Mogadishu."
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Little Mogadishu is an area within the Cedar-Riverside neighborhood of MINNEAPOLIS. It is home to largest concentration of Somali immigrants in the United States.
If you're looking for authentic East African food, you'll find it in the Little Mogadishu neighborhood of MINNEAPOLIS.
by Nipplebumpkiss September 27, 2018
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Mogadish

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To pull on the string of someones hooded sweatshirt in order to shrink the hood or make the strings asymetrical.
Shawn gave me a bad mogadish this morning.
by sbe2 January 22, 2009
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