by isochronismisms! June 18, 2009
Get the Miracle Whipmug. When you are getting oral sex from your girlfriend and you pull your penis out of her mouth to slap it on her face when unintentionally you climax and shoot semen into her eye.
Last night while I was getting some head I Miracle Whipped my girl.
Have you ever miracle whipped a chick in the car?
Have you ever miracle whipped a chick in the car?
by Tru Soldia, Caseman2484 March 13, 2010
Get the Miracle Whipmug. The female equivalent of "duck butter," which is the filmy, pungent sweat that forms between the genitals and the bunghole in the area referred to as the gup or the taint. Can become particularly thick and stinky in during hot weather, or after days not bathing.
I wanted to dine at the Y, but after a hot day she had a dab of the miracle whip going on down below.
by Philboyd Studge July 13, 2015
Get the Miracle Whipmug. Its a mayonnaise but a little more tasty. Its probably not as healthy but who gives a whores pussy? Its spiced and Shit I think. Idk I just eat it.
by Someguywithtoomuchtime March 30, 2015
Get the Miracle Whipmug. It's the newest craze sweeping Milwaukee "The Miracle Whip".
When your girlfriend/boyfriend jacks you off onto your hand, then (useing the same hand) you slap your partner across the face their tears should combine with your ejaculate as it runs down the face. At this point you should be laughing at her/him, Bwah, Ha, Ha!!!
When your girlfriend/boyfriend jacks you off onto your hand, then (useing the same hand) you slap your partner across the face their tears should combine with your ejaculate as it runs down the face. At this point you should be laughing at her/him, Bwah, Ha, Ha!!!
by David S. Rose March 3, 2007
Get the miracle whipsmug. by the drip drops September 12, 2009
Get the miracle whip dripsmug. by StylesCaramel April 27, 2015
Get the Miracle Whip Dripsmug.